A Stitch In Time

In an ideal world...

Is this the most beautiful wedding venue ever?



I think so. After months of searching, I have found the perfect spot:



How many people fit into the wedding room? 18.



How many people on our provisional guest list? 42.



I either have to watch my dream wedding fade into the sunset, or upset a few people.... Hmmm, what to do?

Revealing...

Here's a photo of Mother Clanger:



I'm helping to protect her modesty as her clothes aren't finished yet.

Or is this just a pathetic ruse to show off my ENGAGEMENT RING?!!